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Male (57) looking for Female Potwin, Kansas, United States

Sometimes in the middle of the night when everybody in my house is asleep, I fill the bath tub up marinara sauce, cover myself in dirt, and roll into a ball and stay in there for hours on end pretending I'm a meetball.

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Appearance

EthnicityAsian
National heritageZimbabwean
BuildVoluptuous
Height213 cm or taller
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorSalt and pepper
Hair LengthWaist length
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtBelly button ring, Branded, Fanged, Inked all over, Pierced... but only ear(s), Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other
Health ConditionOral Herpes
My AttractivenessVery attractive

Situation

Relationship StatusWidowed
Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith parent(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyPolitics / Government
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleUS Ambassador to Mars

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesDocumentaries, Dramas, Instructional, Soaps
Favorite TV showsBreaking Amish, Walking Dead
Favorite movies typesI'm a movie actor
Favorite moviesAny kind of movie with Amy Adams
Music typesClassical, Vacuum cleaner noises, I'm a recording artist, Blues, Industrial, Soul, Gospel
Favorite artistsMormon Tabernacle Chior
Reading selectionPhilosophy, Political, Poetry, Religious, Satire, I'm an author
Favorite booksThe Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants, Pearl of Great Price, Twilight
Idea of funBeing a ninja, pretending to assasinate people in the streets
HobbiesExercising, Internet, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Religion, spirituality, Camping, Playing cards